Alma versus Marilynn

Alma versus Marilynn


Number of times came home from a date with underwear askew Alma +50

Number of husbands Alma +1

Number of lovers Alma + ??

Lifetime money saved and/or given to children Alma + 500,000 (but if MQ pays for any more counselling for David she may catch up)

Degrees earned Marilynn +4 and still counting

Hours playing bridge Alma + 1000s

Hours bowling Alma +1000s

Hours spent in the office Marilynn + 1000s

# of children Tie

# of psychologically healthy children - Hmmmm...still unknown but MQ's heading in the wrong direction.

Time spent looking like a classy lady Alma +??

Money spent on jewelry Alma + ??

Money spent on books Marilynn + ??

Paid for cars like Volvo with cash vs. paid for a Toyota Pruis !! with 0% financing Alma wins IF we don't consider that she ran into buildings anyway and claimed that her accelerator stuck (ahead of her time)

Green thumb Alma+ ? but Marilynn gaining

Earliest heart attack Marilynn - 17 years

Grand champion = Alma, of course. Sid won SOME battles, but Marilynn always lost even when she should have won :)