Keeping Score

Sid          versus       Alma

Readers Digest Condensed Books 0 / Readers Digest Condensed Books 10 Sid + 10

Electric Range  / Electric Range Alma + 1

3 ½ Baths / 1 ¼ Baths Sid + ½

Tile Kitchen Floor / Linoleum Sid +1

No Latin  / Some Latin Alma + 3

No fear of Religion / Great fear of Religion Sid + 2

No Garden  / Big Garden Alma + 2

1 Oven /  2 Ovens Alma +1

Reading Shakespeare past 50/  No Shakespeare past 50 Sid + 3

1 Child  / 3 Children Alma + 8

Bad health / Good health Tie

Alive / Dead Tie

Very Good at Bowling / Very Good at Bowling Tie

Can't Dance / Can Dance Alma + 2

Compulsive Honesty / Compulsive Dishonesty Tie

Penis  / No Penis Tie

No Vagina / Vagina Alma + 2

No Wroth Iron Fence / Wroth Iron Fence Alma - 3

BMW / Jeep Sid +1

No Basement / Basement Alma + 2

Good at Karaoke / Good a Karaoke Tie

Good with Computers / Bad with Computers Sid + ½

Cloths Dryer / Laundry Line Sid + 1

No Easel / Easel Alma + 1

No Friends / A few Friends Sid + 1

Good Photographer / SoSo Photographer Sid + 1

Bad a Crosswords / Good at Crosswords Alma + 1

Lets little kids win / Beats up little kids Alma + 1

Score = EVEN!